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[dianagj-art]

BETRAYAL!

In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)

There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone

Bonus with the bestie:

LM leo @daedelweiss

RR leo @red-rover-au

[cringefailvox]

the vees are the worst people in the universe to catch breakfast with because vox will order nothing but white toast and a glass of water, val will do a line of coke off of a stack of strawberry pancakes that he won't eat, and velvette will get a gorgeous spread ONLY for her morning #aesthetic#foodie#satisfying post. and then they'll all leave without paying

[ezlo-x]

🐗 🐇

oh em gee its them

[hothammies]

rolling with the headcanon that max "helped" mike choose the airport outfit to pull two bad bitches (it somehow worked)

[doodlingdoods]

This is what an apprentice is for, right?

Original image:

[drop-dead-dropout]

one way to make aa4 so much funnier is to pretend that every time ema calls klavier a "fop" she's actually just saying fag

[dykealloy]

supernova idiots supercut

[crimeronan]

Woke up today thinking it’d be really fucking funny if Luz and Willow get their shit together re: any dating stuff before any of the others do mainly cause I’m just picturing Amity being really bitey bitchy jealous about Willow being brave enough to actually pursue Luz at all which leads to Amity pulling the “wow I didn’t think you were this type of social climber” card and Willow Uno Reversing her with the “Do you think the only reason people date is to improve in social status? Wow. That’s really pathetic. You’re really pathetic. Not to mention an insult to Luz insinuating nobody would want to date her for any reason other than her crown. Man, you suck.”

Cue Amity curled up in a corner eating eyescream because Fuck She Got Absolutely Fucked with that one

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL. GET HER ASS!!!!!

[alyxdotdotdot]

<3

[bloodpen-to-paper]

The irony of Tubbo getting magma cube pranked by Bad, not being aware Bad was behind it, but immediately wanting to put the magma cube in Bad's base anyway

[kazoofnafhumanaublog]

Does a gay little twirl that pisses you off

[love-on-the-high-seas]

Lukas: Some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

Adelaide: Not me tho, I'm super funny and my tits are fucking incredible

[cringefailvox]

Everyone talks about how Val and Vox so sweet things for each other, what do they do for their girlfriend Vel?

POLY VEES MY BELOVED <3

firstly, i think vox is definitely a gift-giver. he's sending her money, surprising her with commissioned outfits and brand new tech, everything straight off the production line goes straight to her & val. vox may be a little distant and penned up in his subterranean gamer cavern all the time working, but the other vees know he's got their backs. he's always keeping an eye out. vel calls him whenever she needs help and he drops everything to answer. he's someone she can confide in, someone who supports her and values her unconditionally, and he'll both protect her when necessary and stand back with popcorn to watch her protect herself.

val, on the other hand, is touchy-feely to the max. my guy has no concept of personal space, but vel loves the attention. they're cuddling after a long day, bickering over breakfast, giving each other fashion tips and snickering behind vox's back together. ultimate conspirators. val is her #1 hype man, he doesn't have a single bad thing to say about her (bc she'd flay him alive) and he loooves showering her with effusive compliments until her flippant facade cracks and she finally blushes or gets flustered. very few people get to see her like that and it pleases him every time.

[lvsifer]

Who tops, Celegorm or Curufin?

Celegorm. But I think sometimes Curufin tops from the bottom. And every once in a blue moon Curufin tops.

[kendyroy]

“They gave me runway in this film. There’s one monologue in there. I can’t tell you the details of it. I say more words in that monologue than I said in an entire movie once as Wolverine. But there are sides of the character that I’ve been scratching at for 24 years […] There is stuff in this movie where I was like, ‘This is the thing I’ve been trying to get out’ and I feel so excited about it.”

— Hugh Jackman talking about Logan in Deadpool & Wolverine (x)

[crowndgods]

closed starter for cassian hightower @rxdianced.

the tangle of what she felt for cassian hightower was best left unaddressed, and few words were spoken in their hours spent together. in a way, she almost pitied the man (to a degree because she was certain her pity would enrage him, much to her own amusement) -- surely his ascension was a cruel lark, to have been awarded some of the privileges of lordship and yet be denied a legacy of his own.

that was what men craved, was it not? to leave their mark, to father heirs, their lineage a gold thread of pride to span generations that would live on long after they were gone. samira and cassian were blotches on such legacies. a mirror of her own inadequacies -- but better he bear the brunt of her anger than to direct it inward.

"tell me, my lord," spoken derisively, with a languid smile stretching into her cheeks as she propped herself up on her elbows. "what is your role in this war to come? does your brother see fit to make you his right-hand man?"